castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

(Source: fuck-this-imhungry, via cutting-silently)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan, via cutting-silently)

cute-sexual:

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

sasshole

(via cutting-silently)

(Source: i-cant-do-it-alone, via cutting-silently)

markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

(via cutting-silently)

deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

(via whyaremyarmsbananas)

(Source: leonmcgann, via piss-yourself-laughing)

graceebooks:

we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait

(via penishole)

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan, via pizza)

giver-of-armbands:

(Source: harkness-jack, via solikeumyeah)

(via solikeumyeah)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via solikeumyeah)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via solikeumyeah)